The Michael Jackson Joke Thread

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Matador (Veteran Zoner) on Sunday, 05-Jul-2009 23:38:10

Here are the ones I know. They get repetitive, because how many child molester jokes can you really come up with? But here they are. Feel free to add your own.

McDonalds has decided to honor Michael Jackson's passing with a new burger called the McJacko: 50-year old meat in 8-year old buns.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a bag of groceries?
One's plastic and dangerous for children to play with, the other holds groceries.

You know what Michael Jackson would've had if he'd touched one more child? His own perish.

And my favorite ...

What does Michael Jackson like about twenty eight year olds?
There are twenty of them.

Post 2 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Monday, 06-Jul-2009 1:39:08

Did you hear he didn't die from heart failure? He died visiting the hospital children's ward having a stroke.

Michael Jackson was about 80% plastic because of all the work he had done. So they are going to melt him down and turn him into Leggos so kids can play with him for a change.

How is Michael Jackson like a K-Mart? Both have pants half off.

Post 3 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Monday, 06-Jul-2009 3:10:53

These are pretty great, considering the fact that I'm so tired of hearing Michael Jackson's music and about how great he was. And his voice was awful!
These jokes are pretty good. lol! Keep it up.

Post 4 by rdfreak (THE ONE AND ONLY TRUE-BLUE KANGA-KICKIN AUSIE) on Monday, 06-Jul-2009 3:24:20

I'm not exactly into mocking great people, especially those who are no longer with us, however, I did hear this:
How did Michael Jackson pick his nose? from a catalog.

Post 5 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Monday, 06-Jul-2009 6:13:47

lol. great jokes all

Post 6 by Click_Clash (No Average Angel) on Monday, 06-Jul-2009 15:45:53

Wow. To say that this is in poor taste is definitely the understatement of the year. This is low, even for the Zone, which is really saying something. You're entitled to your opinion as to whether or not Jackson was a good entertainer, but it's not your place to joke about the personal life of someone I'm betting none of you knew in person, especially considering that he just died. I wonder, would any of you have the balls to make these jokes to his face were he still alive? Seriously people, grow up and get a hobby.

Post 7 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Monday, 06-Jul-2009 20:59:44

Making jokes about dead guys is our hobby. LOL

Post 8 by The Roman Battle Mask (Making great use of my Employer's time.) on Monday, 06-Jul-2009 22:48:51

I would have the balls to make those jokes to his face, anyone who knows me in real life will tell you I'm just as crude there as I am on the zone. If you chose to become a public figure then you know your going to have to deal with what goes along with that, which is having your personal life analyzed under a microscope.

Post 9 by HauntedReverie (doing the bad mango) on Monday, 06-Jul-2009 23:44:53

please, no one hurt me. a counsilor at camp told this to me. sorry for spelling!

So farra fauset died and went up to heaven. God asked her, Farra, if you could have one wish, what would it be? Farra said, "I wish all the children in the world could be safe." The next day, michael jackson died.

Post 10 by blindndangerous (the blind and dangerous one) on Tuesday, 07-Jul-2009 11:51:27

I agree with becky, and the roman battle mask.
Cala, that's great.

Post 11 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Tuesday, 07-Jul-2009 13:29:56

Kala, only one problem with that joke...they both died on the same day. LOL

Post 12 by SEPTEMBER-TWILIGHT (CAN I TALK? PLEASE?) on Tuesday, 07-Jul-2009 22:07:06

hahahah I love alll of these. They're great.

Post 13 by SunshineAndRain (I'm happily married, a mom of two and a fulltime college student.) on Tuesday, 07-Jul-2009 23:13:46

I loved Kala's. That was funny, even if it was on the same day. Lol.

Post 14 by Mumbledore (... procrastinating again. i meant to write this days ago.) on Wednesday, 08-Jul-2009 1:41:41

i told this one the other day in publics, but i'll do it again:
apparently michael jackson faked his death so he could join the hunt for madolin mccan. what he doesn't realise is she's spent the last year at the bottom of the ocean full of seaman.

Post 15 by Damia (I'm oppinionated deal with it.) on Wednesday, 08-Jul-2009 15:05:23

lol thanks needed a laugh. liked it cala even if the day was a bit off.

Post 16 by Feathered Serpent (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Friday, 10-Jul-2009 21:40:41

awesome!

Post 17 by reclusive thinker (Veteran Zoner) on Saturday, 11-Jul-2009 3:10:41

Well, Farrah Fawcett died first, or at least her death was reported first, so the joke still works. You just change the last sentence to something like, "So God killed Michael Jackson."

Post 18 by SexySquirrel (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Saturday, 11-Jul-2009 14:17:46

I hate child molesters, so he deserves all of the jokes out there and more!

Special Weather Service announcement
If you hear a loud rumble in the sky today it's not thunder, it's Elvis whipping Michael Jackson's butt for marrying his daughter.

Keep the jokes coming!

Post 19 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Saturday, 11-Jul-2009 15:34:42

LOL. When Lisa Marie married him, I did wonder what Elvis would have thought if he were still alive. But to tell the truth, I think she is also a bit weird.

Post 20 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Saturday, 11-Jul-2009 16:40:12

I love that one hootnany.

Bob

Post 21 by SexySquirrel (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Saturday, 11-Jul-2009 18:01:27

Thanks Bob, my sister sent that one to me.

Post 22 by SFAIdol (the Zone BBS remains forever my home page) on Saturday, 11-Jul-2009 23:22:50

A friend of mine had the Ferrah Fawcett one on her facebook status, and the last sentece read, "So God killed Michael Jackson." My boyfriend received the Elvis Presley one as a text, and his mother mentioned that she kept hearing a loud boom that sounde like thunder and looked up not seeing anything. My boyfriend kept telling her, "I told you what it was."

Post 23 by shark (the zone's favorite, Canadian Great White) on Monday, 13-Jul-2009 0:35:56

so michael jackson didn't die of heart failure it's said that he either choaked on, or got food poisoned by, 10 year old meat. but the rest of these are great. needed a smile at the time I'm posting this, so...

Cam